barbara pletz blog: Sybil & Barbara's Excellent Adventure

We left for Paris early Saturday morning on the TGV. It was hard to leave even though I know I’ll be coming back probably sooner than later. Won’t into all of the reasons why right now. So off we went leaving the sunny south for the cooler north, and a tiny hamlet for bustling crowded tourist filled city. The train ride was smooth and uneventful. We brought our lunch of bread, cheese, and an apple which sure beat eating train food.

We arrived around 1 pm and got to our hotel the Grand Hotel Dechampaigne which is actually a small, very attractive place very centrally located on the right bank quite near Pompidou Center with a very friendly and helpful staff. Over the years I’ve stayed in many Paris hotels and this one, for the money, is absolutely the best.

Paris was as beautiful as ever. The weather was cool but sunny - we were both glad we'd packed some warmer clothes. There were lots of tourists and what I really noticed was that there were so many Americans. In Languedoc American tourists are pretty rare.

In the afternoon we actually did the only real "culture" of our Paris visit and went to L'Orangerie - my favorite art museum in Paris. I love it because it is all Impressionists and it is small enough that you aren't overloaded and fatigued when you leave. The top floor has two huge rooms that are Monet Giverny Gardens huge canvases on all the walls. The other floor contains the private collection of a major art dealer of Impressionist work while it was being painted. He was the dealer who supplied all the art in the Barnes collection in Philadelphia. After seeing what is in L'Orangerie I think he kept the best things for himself.

A Renoir nude

After getting a little culture we strolled along the Seine like all the other tourists. Such a pretty place you'd never guess what is going on underground.

The Sewer Tour

Here is what lies below the beautiful city and under the Seine in particular - We are in Deep Shit!!!! Literally. We took the famous Paris Sewer tour. It was not as smelly as you'd think but it wasn't fragrant in a good way. Believe it or not it was actually very interesting.

Apparently Paris had a BIG TIME sewage problem in the 1700s as the population was booming and the sewage just went right into the Seine. There were a lot of health problems related to this, as well as being pretty unattractive as you can imagine. Over the next hundred years they created a very effective and futuristic sewer system that remains largely as it was today. The system also is effective for preventing sewage spills during floods which are pretty frequent in Paris. All the engineering is explained in great detail but I didn't take notes and can't explain how it all works. But at the time we were definitely impressed.

The signage also explained that Victor Hugo, who wrote Les Miserable, was a good friend of the man who designed the final sewer system - hence the focus on the Jean Baljean's travels through the sewer system carrying the wounded Marius.

Despite how interesting it was I was very happy to leave after spending an hour down there.

Impressive street entertainers in the place at Pompidou

We went to Montmartre, one of my favorite Paris areas. Here is the new church Sacre Coer. Normally this is a great place to take a picture of all of Paris from on high. Not this day though, it was very hazy.

Montmartre Street Scene

Although pretty touristy these days I do love it. Makes me think of all those eccentric painters and writers being so intellectual and creative while high on absynthe!
Sybil is definitely a great travel buddy for me. She loves to do really wierd stuff - like go see a million dead people. I've always wanted to go to the catacombs! Just as wierd and creepy as I thought. Great fun.

And then best of all, one day we went to Pere Lachaise Cemetery - my all time favorite wierd thing to do in Paris. Other people like to go walk down the Champs Ellysee. Not me - you can't beat seeing the graves of so many famous (and not famous) Parisians. I couldn't include pics of all of them here is just a sample.

There are usually maps available at the entrance, as the place is HUGE, and the map lists the various popular ones. However, this day there weren't any maps provided just a fixed one at the entrance. I was studying it and getting really overwhelmed when a older very charming man, missing a lot of his teeth, appeared and offered to guide us through the place for 5 Euros each - what a deal!! He was very charming but spoke little English so between his enthusiasm and our limited French but good sign language we were managing to get the main points as we walked up and down the cobbled streets and through the grave sites.

Chopin

Edith Piaf

I love this one. It is a married couple who are now holding hands for eternity. Very romantic.

This is Oscar Wilde. He is very, very popular apparently primarily with American gays. They write all over the grave stone, lovely sentiments but not appreciated by the cemetery administration. They wash it off regularly and were just arriving to do so while we were there.

Part way through our tour, a couple of men from Quebac Canada, Mark and Guy, joined us. They were a lot of fun and were able to help greatly with translation of George's fabulous descriptions.

Mark was particularly enthusiastic as you can see. He really liked Sybil and I. He kept saying how much fun he was having.

I'd taken Angel along in her carrier as she'd spent the entire day before in the hotel room. I'd forgotten how rough the cobbled streets were in the cemetary and I'm surprised she didn't get cerebral edema from the bumpy ride. George even carried her part of the time - above and beyond the call of guide-duty. He did get a big tip.

Jim Morrison - Rest in Peace

Jim Morrison's grave is probably the most popular one in the entire place. Devotees make pilgrimages to it. When we were there one fellow was doing a video and playing "Light My Fire". There is a lot of graffiti (nice graffiti).

"SHOW ME THE WAY TO THE NEXT WHISKEY BAR"

Now for my absolutely favorite grave. This is a 22-year old journalist who was shot in the chest. Last year I heard one story from a guide and this year a different one from George. I don't know which is the correct one and I like them both.

Last year's: The handsome journalist was very popular with the public in general as he was critical of the government and with the ladies because he was oh so handsome. I must admit if his statute is accurate he is very handsome indeed. The government was very tired of his criticism so they had him assasinated. Due to the public outcry after his death they tried to make amends by paying for his grave and statute.

This year's: He was a popular journalist and very, very handsome. He was shot by a man who was angry because the journalist was screwing his wife.

It is a little hard to tell in this picture but the bronze is discolored in three places because of physical contact by living humans on these three places - his mouth, his chest just over the closing of his jacket where the bullet entered his chest, and (you guessed it) his rather pronounced male member.

So we decided to contribute to the discoloration. Above Sybil gives him a big kiss.

And I - you figure it out.

And then all of us got into the act. Mark was thrilled and kept saying "I've never had so much fun"

George was willing to continue the tour, but after 2 1/2 hours Sybil and I decided we'd seen the highlights, we gave him a big tip and headed on.

A lovely patisserie in Montmartre

Two evenings there were big demonstrations at the Hotel De Ville right by out hotel. It sounded like the crowd at a soccer match. The police were there in force in riot attire with many vehicles. Not sure what the protests were about - something related to immigration. Quite exciting.

One evening we visited Mariele and her two beautiful children, Charlotte and Paul. Marielle is Roger & Suzette's daughter who lives in Paris. Roger & Suzette are my across the street neighbors in Abeilhan and have been such welcoming friends both summers I've spent there. Mariele lives right in the heart of the Latin Quarter on the left bank. She is a delightful person and Sybil and I had a great time with her discussing art, music, life in Paris, and life in general. I didn't take my camera so I don't have pictures from that evening but I do have pictures of them when they were in Abeilhan earlier in the summer.

Roger and Paul

In back Mariele and Suzette, In front Charlotte on the right (next to her is Suzette's other grandaughter)

We spent quite a bit of time in the Marai. Close to our hotel and a great area. Wonderful place for food and shopping - we did both. If I lived in Paris this is where I'd want to be.

Fabulous Jewish latka (potato pancake)

We didn't go to a single fancy restuarant while we were there. One night we did go to Hotel Crillon on the Concord Place and had the best, and most expensive, cocktail I've had in my entire life. What we did do for food was nice, inexpensive, bistros which were great. I got my fill of wonderful French onion soup. Oh lala.